Read the Printed Word! Nerd? I Prefer "Intellectual Bad Ass"
July212014
8AM

Man forgets he is married after surgery (x)

(Source: patrickmasturbateman, via the-humdrum-gatsby)

2AM

Clouds. Fucking clouds. They’re insultingly breath-taking. I swear I was just staring out the window at this until my eyes started hurting due to brightness. Clouds man.

July202014

soletsideri:

I want to invent something and then sell a shit-ton of them. Then do nothing.

That’s my life plan.

(Source: you-go-on-ill-catch-up)

1PM
I love the color of the sky as the plane was chasing the sun this morning.

I love the color of the sky as the plane was chasing the sun this morning.

10AM

I think the tobacco in the Union has cannibus in it. It smells like weed in all the smoking stalls. Or maybe it’s not tobacco at all.

8AM

dontbeanassbutt:

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

iamtonysexual:

sherlock-mania:

remember-pants-terezi:

heyxkids:

YOU CANT CHANGE THE VOLUME OF THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD

FUCKING TRY I DARE YOU

ITS IMPOSSIBLE AND ITS REALLY FUCKING WITH MY MIND SOMEONE HUG ME

I CAN MAKE IT SCREAM WITHOUT GETTING LOUDER

H E L P

Holy shit whispering is the same volume as shouting as loud as I can

what have you done

We think in concepts

Concepts have no volume

Because a thought is the loudest silence of all.

whoa there socrates

(Source: frenchy--fries, via pleasedonttouchthat)

3AM
Theres a pigeon in the airport. Should I feed it? I should feed it.

Theres a pigeon in the airport. Should I feed it? I should feed it.

2AM
Beautiful scene captured on my shitty itouch. 
This was how Norway greeted me:)

Beautiful scene captured on my shitty itouch.
This was how Norway greeted me:)

2AM
Also. I’m in an airport in Russia and it’s freaking 10:00am here and I understand it is 2:00AM back home but if you’re awake and merciful please send things to my inbox to keep me entertained or I may be forced to actually read one of the 5 books I packed.

Also. I’m in an airport in Russia and it’s freaking 10:00am here and I understand it is 2:00AM back home but if you’re awake and merciful please send things to my inbox to keep me entertained or I may be forced to actually read one of the 5 books I packed.

2AM

Shit.. I do not speak Russian. And apparently you need to if you’re in Russia. Pointing to things and assuming everyone on the globe knows basic English is not working. Fuck my American presumptions.

July192014
I enjoy drawing fractals when I should be taking notes.

I enjoy drawing fractals when I should be taking notes.

11AM

zerostatereflex:

How Ink is Made

(I left out a couple parts for clarity, where towards the end they add wax and fillers, though please watch the video. It’s beautifully shot and goes into more detail,..)

(plus it has epic orchestral music in the background which makes any learning experience more badass).

(via nanodash)

10AM
8AM

dinkweed:

i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying 

(Source: friendzonked, via deducewho)

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