Sarcastic Nerd

nerdycommunity:

“Oh no! I got water on my laptop!”

GAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

I should get extra credit in my chem class for understanding this. xD

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lord of the flies in a nutshell-it's blunt.

ralph: we need a fire
ralph: guys we need a fire
ralph: we really need a fire guys
ralph: guys
ralph: a fire
ralph: WE NEED ONE
jack: i have a better idea let's kill everything

Do You Dance?

So a kind anon. asked me a question to write about.

Do You Dance?

I do dance; do I dance well? no. not at all. not even close. I’m quite tall for a girl, and although the growth spurt didn’t happen yesterday, I guess I still haven’t gotten the hand of being a graceful tall person. I’m a klutz in other words. I can’t spin without losing my balancing and I can’t pop anything. But who cares if I can dance well or not?

I dance for myself. I dance to attempt to express my euphoric feelings that I can’t possibly put into words but can only manage to convey through random, sometimes dangerous, body convulsions. Even if I could dance, I think I would keep it a secret. Sharing it only with those who I felt intimate enough to show. Best friends, significant others, those kinds of people. Maybe I feel this because I’m generally a shy person and don’t like it when people watch me. Maybe it’s because I’m embarrassed or may feel violated because I’m such a prude. Maybe it’s due to the fact that people judge like crap and I don’t deserve it. I like to think its because I dance with my heart, my eyes closed. I dance how I feel inside, and to see inside me, at how I’m feeling without any walls up—well you have to earn that right. So no way I’d just make myself vulnerable like that.

This is just me of course. I admire the heck out of dancers who turn my random body jerking into an art form.

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I don’t know what to write about, but I intend to write something before I go to sleep. Which should be 10 minutes ago.

Can someone give me a topic to write about please?

wallawalla-bingbang:

Thanks to John Green for the quote that defines my life.

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“You know when sometimes you meet someone so beautiful and then you actually talk to them and five minutes later they’re as dull as a brick? Then there’s other people, when you meet them you think, “Not bad. They’re okay.” And then you get to know them and… and their face just sort of becomes them. Like their personality’s written all over it. And they just turn into something so beautiful.”

Amelia Pond (via roscoe-)
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“My sister Christi had a baby when I was 17, and I had just heard about crib death. The horrible thing was that it wasn’t understood. For some unknown reason the baby would stop breathing. So I would sneak into where the baby was sleeping and put my hand in her crib, hold her little finger, and I’d sleep on the floor like that. It was stupid, I’m sure. But I thought the warmth of my hand might help, that maybe if she felt my pulse it would remind her to breathe.”

Johnny Depp (via growingupgranger)
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howlingblaster:

thedailywhat:

Photo of the Day: Members of the Polish opposition party Palikot’s Movement held up Guy Fawkes masks in the Sejm today to protest their government’s recent passage of the controversial Anti-Counterfeiting Trade Agreement (ACTA).

[reddit.]

Look at these great people
look at them

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I have a massive urge to drop out of school, delete my facebook and tumblr, throw my phone out the window and get on a train to somewhere random and just go on a massive adventure.

I kind of did this once. Skipped class, deleted facebook, i don’t have a phone and it was a time before tumblr, and I just took a walk in the nearby woods.

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swagwithacapitalg:

gigglefactory:

toocooltobehipster:

That’s hot

Microwaved stuff..?

microwaves ruin everything loool

i wanna do this.. just the soap and watermelon

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Thinking thoughts uncanny to these.

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