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crap.. i have to pee and there's 75 seconds until...

shall I risk it?

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‎2011 is almost over. Inbox me something you've...

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Wow, now I can't leave using my front door because...

I don’t think it’s possible…

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How am I spending my New Year's?? Sitting at home,...

mysticalfaerie: Fucking wonderful. started out with father, spread to mother, and you can always count on the bitch sister to end the night with a bang… Sitting in my room, putting neosporin on the cuts on my arm (thanks sis),eating the ‘on sale’ holiday chocolate with Big Bang Theory on…isn’t my life great? I’m just going to stop trying now..

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felt like i was just hit by a car...i can't...

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I am the only idiot I know who can cut herself...

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51. The Secret Garden, Frances Hodgson Burnett 52. Of Mice And Men, John Steinbeck 53. The Stand, Stephen King 54. Anna Karenina, Leo Tolstoy 55. A Suitable Boy, Vikram Seth 56. The BFG, Roald Dahl 57. Swallows And Amazons, Arthur Ransome 58. Black Beauty, Anna Sewell 59. Artemis Fowl, Eoin Colfer 60. Crime And Punishment, Fyodor Dostoyevsky 61. Noughts And Crosses, Malorie Blackman 62. Memoirs Of...

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. The Lord of the Rings, JRR Tolkien 2. Pride and Prejudice, Jane Austen 3. His Dark Materials, Philip Pullman 4. The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams 5. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, JK Rowling 6. To Kill a Mockingbird, Harper Lee 7. Winnie the Pooh, AA Milne 8. Nineteen Eighty-Four, George Orwell 9. The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, CS Lewis 10. Jane Eyre,...

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I like walking into rooms and having everyone jump...

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The last line

Brother: *laughs to himself*
Me: What
Brother: This Peter guy is funny!!
Me: That's a book in your hand... Peter isn't real...
Brother: So? Characters in books are cooler than people in real life.
Me: You were raised correctly.

Dec 31st

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So my sister and I are arguing--as per usual...

me: why did you send me this email about studying environmental leadership in hawaii this spring?
sister: what? no didn't.
me: dude...you did. 
sister: what school is it from?
me: let's open it and find out...Brown.
sister: oh--that's why.
me: I'm not going to get into Ivy League. stop sending me stuff.
sister: why are you so pessimistic?
me: I'm not pessimistic--I'm realistic. 
sister: Don't be afraid to dream you little fucktard!!!