Nerd? I prefer "intellectual bad ass"

me: i hate all of you
me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
me: holy fuck walk faster
me: get smarter idiot
me: maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times ill die
me: i'm hungry
me: when's lunch?
me: what are we doing? what page are we on?
me: i'm still hungry here.
me: do i give a fuck? no
me: go away.
me: i wonder if i can kill every single one of you with this pencil

5.07.12. me,all the time,uncanny,at school,hate,cynicism,people,suck,stupid,annoy,high school,hungry,thoughts,funn,humor,accurate,

208704

Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together

hyrulian-feminist:

toomuchtaylor:

middle-east-beast:

Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll

Moaning Myrtle went alone too and was killed by a giant snake.

Katie Bell also went alone and was cursed by an opal necklace.

(via twistandturnaway)

4.28.12. lol,humor,harry potter,harmione,troll,moaning mrtyle,death,katie bell,crused,

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Nerdfighter question: Is it okay to hang out with people of the opposite sex when you're married?
Hank Green: Uh yeah, it's fine but like, if you're both alone together and you have a mutual urge to lick each other's mouths--then you should stop hanging out with that person.

4.23.12. nerdfighter,john,and,hank,green,question,anser,conversation,opposite,sex,married,mutual,urge,LOL,humor,

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smosh:

ಠ_ಠ

HOW YOU KNOW GET THIS RIGHT?!

(via toomanyrooftops)

4.23.12. pokemon,who wants to be a millionaire,children,jugglypuff,powerpuff,hufflepuff,puffnstuff,lol,humor,

2076

Awhh, this is priceless.

(Source: nancytoledo, via blueberrybadger)

4.22.12. adorable,naurto,air bender,humor,nerddd,

76007

This is how I feel about watching most sports…

(Source: sarahxmay, via blueberrybadger)

4.22.12. sports,ball,kick,boring,applause,humor,

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Tempted to hand in my English paper like this.

(Source: toloveandbelovedbyme, via nerdycommunity)

4.11.12. English,school,papers,essays,The rest of this is unwritten,Unwritten,LOL,humor,I can't remember the lady who sings this,

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dominicsam:

suburbanxhome:

tr4nsit:

I will never not fucking reblog this

The fire alarm one

I haven’t seen a good one of these until now. I am fucking dying of laughter.

BAHAHAHA—what a beautiful way to start the day x)

(Source: meme-meme, via nerdycommunity)

4.11.12. pissing in my pants,rolling on th floor,LAUGHING,LOL,humor,kony,pet rock,game,SAW,virgnity,aids,fountain of youth,kidnapped,drowned,concert,nickelback,shit,poop,fire alarm,school,clog,geico,